Well, I was down at the shops today and I just happened to stop in front of a display window to pull my boxers from my ass crack. When I was finished with that, I was a bit winded (it was quite a job) so I put my hands on my knees to catch my breath. And what do I see on the mannequin's feet, but a very familiar pair of shoes. I immediately went through my mental checklist of identifying features: Black? Check. Laces? Check. Holes for laces? Check... Oh, this looks like it could be it! Soles? Woah! Check! These are totally them! They have all of these things!
So I maxed out my credit card buying all that the store had. I now have quite a few. I'm not ready to reveal the identity of them yet, because there might still be some left out there that you could buy at a reasonable price if you knew about it. No worries, though; once I'm sure I have every pair available in the UK and online, I will let the world know what they are (and of course I'll have them available for sale)!
For now, I'll be adding these shoes to the spot the thirteenth Doctor will occupy in my circle of Doctor Who suits, sit in my special chair in the middle and masturbate my dick raw, pretending every time I cum on myself that it's one of the Doctors.
Then, maybe a shower, if I'm up for it. Probably just straight off to bed, though.
Shoe shopping is exhausting!
